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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 03:45

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

This crab emits light from its forehead, and scientists have tried to figure out why. - Farmingdale Observer

Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

How do I identify fake friends in life?

Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do I feel like something bad is going to happen to me?

Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

Six big questions about the 2025 NBA Finals: Tyrese Haliburton and the Pacers enter the Thunderdome - CBS Sports

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

New study raises big questions about taurine as anti-aging supplement - Live Science

No go.

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How do you get people to follow your Quora Space?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

No, not a chance

What do people aim for when they meditate, and how do they do it properly?

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Decker manhunt: Officials reopen Icicle River area - KING5.com

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

What is your favourite colour and why?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How can MeTV Toons compete with other national broadcast TV networks?

So they tried

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

MIT Discovers Magnetic Superconductor in Pencil Lead - SciTechDaily

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Testosterone heightens men’s sensitivity to social feedback and reshapes self-esteem - PsyPost